Modular Origami is an art and discipline. It can be created from scrap paper and many inmates practice this age old art of folding and interconnecting the pieces. Inmates use magazine scraps, potato chip bags, and even cigarette packs to create their visions. Very few examples of this form of prison art can be found online (most I’ve found are of poor picture quality or small in size) so I’ve included mostly professional work along with the convict-like examples, and readers should have little issue distinguishing from between the two. These images show that art has few boundaries and that prisoners are creative beyond figuring out what to fashion their next shank out of. Inmates are masters of recycling and I can only hope to discover further quality examples of their work.

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I don’t understand why I have never been this lucky. Why did the guy call the police? Also, loved this quote in reference to Del Taco:

4th Quarter sales saw a spike in late October. Renewed investor interest in Del Taco. Wall Street wants to know what the ‘buzz’ is about.

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Thu Nov  6 06:23:25 2008Yes, those are diapers and that is what looks to be shit inside of them. The border patrol seized the soiled undergarments from a woman crossing the border into Texas from Mexico. The turds turned out to be nothing more than chorizo (pork sausage), but was seized anyway. The border patrol has recently upped its measures in preventing illegal importation of fresh foods which may threaten U.S. agricultural production.

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He May be Sucking Now

November 6, 2008

Thu Nov  6 06:03:31 2008“The subject was pleasing himself sexually with the use of the vacuum on his penis. Sgt Garabelli advised me he seen Jason Savage using the vacuum on his genitals as he was arriving at the venue on foot also.” I feel sorry for that kid when he gets back to jail. Apparently self-satisfying Mr. Savage from Saginaw was on parole for home invasion, eluding, and possession of marijuana already. Being arrested for indecent exposure, especially under these circumstances, is bad enough. Jumping on your bicycle at 1 in the morning, riding it to the car wash and dumping it in the woods before paying — yes, paying — for a blowjob from an inanimate object is just weird and may lead to him becoming somone’s bitch if his parole officer decides to revoke him. His respsone when caught was, “Oh shit!,” and he reported being “embarrassed.” I imagine so.

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Silver Surfer Nabbed for DUI

November 5, 2008

A man, seemingly obsessed with precious metals, was arrested early Halloween morning after crashing his gold Mercedes into a retaining wall. When the police showed up they found 28-year-old Travis Stone drunk and masked in silver paint while asleep behind the wheel.

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