Felonious Ramblings

How to Eat a Politician

by admin on 28/10/08 at 11:02 pm

Couldn’t help but post this political joke with the impending election around the corner and all of the mudslinging it has involved. Enjoy!

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.  The
smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, ‘I can’t understand how you
can be so much bigger than me.

We’re the same age, we were the same size as kids.. I just don’t get it.’

‘Well,’ said the big Croc, ‘what have you been eating?’

‘Politicians, same as you,’ replied the small Croc.

‘Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?’

‘Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol.’

‘Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?’

‘Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock
the car door.

Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat
‘em !’

‘Ah!’ says the big Crocodile, ‘I think I see your problem. You’re not
getting any real nourishment.