Miss Tokin’ Teen Louisiana USA

Further proof (as if we needed any) that mental prowess has little to do with beauty pageant results, Miss Teen Louisiana USA — Lindsey Evans — was arrested for skipping out on her dinner tab. Stupid? Yes, but not as stupid as leaving your purse behind… with your license and a fat sack of chronic for the cops to find.

The poor southern belle was subsequently stripped of her crown, just ten days shy of completing her year-long reign. No worries for her though, she’ll have her own reality show and be undeservingly famous before the year is out. Hefner’s opportunistic, he’ll be in touch I’m sure.