He May be Sucking Now

“The subject was pleasing himself sexually with the use of the vacuum on his penis. Sgt Garabelli advised me he seen Jason Savage using the vacuum on his genitals as he was arriving at the venue on foot also.” I feel sorry for that kid when he gets back to jail.

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Silver Surfer Nabbed for DUI

A man, seemingly obsessed with precious metals, was arrested early Halloween morning after crashing his gold Mercedes into a retaining wall. When the police showed up they found 28-year-old Travis Stone drunk and masked in silver paint while asleep behind the wheel.

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Bong Art — Invertebrate Stoner

Many thanks to the Polish Sausage Queen and her obsessed and quirky roommate for such an odd yet brilliant image. The smoke was created using a cotton ball and glue, while the bong was formed of random plastic pieces found in the contributor’s apartment.

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Free the Weed! — More Bong/Hookah Graffiti

This is one of the better images I’ve discovered on Flickr pertaining to bongs. We can only hope Obama and his staff are as adamant about legalizing marijuana as the artist responsible for this piece featuring the Statue of Liberty. How many states passing decriminalization and medicinal laws will it take before the feds finally give up their bogus war?

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How to Eat a Politician

Couldn’t help but post this political joke with the impending election around the corner and all of the mudslinging it has involved. Enjoy!

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