Water is Free!

If any of you have ever been to jail, you have probably noticed that your nose isn't necessarily in agreeance with your surroundings. Micro-organisms mask the walls, floors, and even the air. Your fellow patrons aren't any cleaner either. People enter the system with lice, scabies, VD's, and in many cases very poor health. Many prisons now shave the heads of new inmates to try and lessen the influx of filth. With all of that in mind, why not take a fucking shower once you get to jail? You don't have to buy water or soap on commissary. Both are provided by tax dollars. And while State-issue soap might sap the moisture out of your skin, at least you wont be contributing to the pungency. Jail is already a place filled with sadness and unpleasantness. No one wants to smell your ass, have your dandruff flakes in their morning chow, or share a cell with a nasty bastard. So, next time you are unfortunate enough to wind up behind bars, just wash your ass. It's FREE! (Click here to subscribe to my feed!)