Tag Archives: Dumb Criminals
Asspiring Burglar now a Darwin Award Candidate
Rarely does a thief get more unlucky than this guy! While trying to break out of the East London Museum, scared by the alarm he accidentally triggered, this guy slipped from a tree he was climbing and sheethed an iron fence post with his asshole. The screams of the man echoed around the museum (who [...]
Full StoryBank Robber Uses Own Check in Robbery
Dumb Criminal story of the day comes from:
ENGLEWOOD, Colo. –A man robbing a bank demanded the money by writing a note on one of his own checks, authorities say. Not surprisingly, he was caught soon afterward.
Forest Kelly Bissonnette, 27, apparently tried to cover his name on the check, then handed the note to a teller [...]
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